The history of cornbread...
In 1760, a man named Greg Frunklebunkthornmanjester was chopping down wheat in the farm field. He decided that since bread wasn't sweet like candy, he'd make it sweeter. So he made some bread, except this time it had a lot of sugar in it, and you know what? He tasted it, and it tasted like corn, so that's why we call it cornbread.
Why do mice like cheese?
Why do mice like cheese? Why, the answer is simple, they DON'T! No, mice only have two teeth, their front two, meaning they can't really chew, so they swallow most of their food whole. So, why do people say that mice like cheese? I don't really know. That's just like asking why they didn't make the Easter Bunny an Easter Fox or something like that. Oh well, I guess we'll never know unless we look it up on the internet.
Why won't people SHUT UP after you tell them to?
People are very weird. Although they are weird they can also be very smart, like Einstein. So the question is: If some people are smart, why won't they shut up when you tell them to? Well, there are five types of big mouth human species. Number one is the most harmless of the group, the talkative grouper. It is the kind of noisy human that will usually shut up when commanded. The second kind is the long worded snapper. These can be trained to shut up, but the only difference between the grouper and the snapper, is that the snapper talks longer and faster than the grouper. The third kind of person is the rumoriac. It spreads dumb roomers about people, and won't shut up when you tell it to. The fourth kind is the bratty doll. These brats take every lame joke seriosly, or just keep talking when you ask them to stop. And finally, the worst one of them all, the big mouthed chomper. These bad boys or girls brag or scold you if you tell them to be quiet. So those are all of the human big mouths. Watch out for them.
School is bad!
School work has an unnecessary use of paper, killing trees which produce oxygen for all living things to breathe. Without trees, our planet can only rely on flowers and shrubs, and may be doom us on Earth. And while we're in the middle of Global Warming, that can only doom the environment even more.
Robin Hood is a good archerer
I want to know how Robin hood can just pull an arrow back from his "pouch of arrows" and shoot and hit a target. I mean, we're learning archery in fifth grade, and you don't just pick up an arrow and throw it. You have to actually take time to get set up. That just makes Robin hood even more special.
